>>a little bit funny...duhh...a small teaser..<<

10 Signs of Being In Love That Might Actually Be Symptoms of Crippling or Fatal Disease:

no 1 --- skippy heart beat everytime you think of him/her

you think it's = LOVE

But it might be = Tachycardia which may lead to ventricular fibrillation and myocardial infarction (heart attack) ... Haha ~~~ might want to stop think about your other half.

no 2 --- restless trembling of hands, feet and other body parts

you think it's = LOVE

but it might be = Parkinson's disease

no 3 --- Constant smiling

you think it's = LOVE

but it might be = Bell's Palsy

no 4 --- Absent mindedness, forgetfulness, inability to focus

you think it's = LOVE

but it might be = Alzheimer's Disease

no 5 --- Constant sexual arousal

you think it's = LOVE

but it might be = nymphomania..haha

no 6 --- weakening of knees & burst of energy when he/she calls/come over

you think it's = LOVE

but it might be = multiple sclerosis

no 7 --- inability to stop thinking about him/her

you think it's = LOVE

but it might be = OCD (obsessive compulsive disease)

no 8 --- bruising on the neck, breasts and other tender spots

you think it's = LOVE

but it might be = leukemia

no 9 --- Insomnia

you think it's = LOVE

but it might be = benign prostatic hyperplasia

no 10 --- feeling like you can smell/feel him/her when not in his/her presence

you think it's = LOVE

but it might be = schizophrenia

This is so hilarious!!! Might want to reconsider to fall in love. Why it's called FALL in love? Because it is dangerous and might be fatal! Be careful! Try to seek professional advice before fall in too deep than you should....hahhaha